Anonymous asked: how do gurls cum?
We release the kraken and it destroys villages in its wake.
I REALLY LIKE THIS URBAN LEGEND BEHIND THE WORD, "FUCK"
THAT SAID THAT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, DURING THE BLACK DEATH, RESOURCES WERE SCARCE SO COUPLES HAD TO OBTAIN ROYAL PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN
SO THEY HAD TO PUT UP A SIGN ON THEIR HOUSE (VISIBLE ON THE ROAD) THAT SAID,
“FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT of KING”
AND THEIR ENTIRE STREET WOULD KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING
OMG IS THIS FOR REAL? lol
Anonymous asked: Ho Ho Ho!! I'm in school right now and whens a better time to write to my SS then now? Haha. Have a great day, love. :) xx
YAY I’ve missed you sect Santa. I HAD ANOTHERR SECRET SANTA AT SCHOOL YESTERDAY AND IT WAS GREAT SO MANY SANTAS