does no one realize that the Krusty Krab is made out of a lobster trap
What if Mr Krabs is stuck in this lobster prison and the whole Spongebob series is just him going insane and trying to cope with his harsh reality by creating an imaginary cartoon sponge.
My youth is a lie.
what if every god in every religion exists
like egyptian, hindu, and greek gods alike are all chillin on some clouds
and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they get into fights on whos turn it is to do the job since there’s more than one
“Helios it’s my turn to rise the sun”
“Ra for the last fucking time you did it last week”
- Steven Moffat: Sherlock wants sex with women. He just abstains from it.
- Benedict Cumberbatch: Sherlock's straight, he just has a bromance with John.
- Martin Freeman: Sherlock and John...They're in love.
- Mark Gatiss: SHERLOCK'S GAY FOR JOHN. THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER. FORGET SUBTEXT, LET'S JUST MAKE IT HOMOEROTIC.
- #ON A SCALE OF MOFFAT TO GATISS HOW MUCH DO YOU SHIP THEM
reblog if one of your favorite characters is dead
i was on a plane once and i got pretzels from the little snack cart and when i opened the bag, the pretzels started screaming things like “YOU LOOK NICE TODAY” and “YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR” and i was really confused so i asked the flight attendant what was up and he was like “oh yeah, the food on this flight is complimentary”